FURminator cat – you can call Abyssinian Johnny that way. We will tell you why this coat shedding tool is the best investment you can ever put on your cat in a story.
1. Before FURminator Cat Era
POINT BREEZE KINGDOM – LATE MORNING
Servant Y is in a hurry to leave for his office. He checks his appearance in the mirror at the last minute.
A lot of Johnny’s hair on his black outfit. Trying to take them off hard.
Gee! A tint-roller works but it runs out really quick! It’s a huge problem for our kingdom. We gotta do something about this…
2. FURminator Cat about to Be Born
POINT BREEZE KINGDOM – EARLY EVENING
Johnny is dozing off in the chair. Servant Y is looking at his laptop browsing something. Then Johnny hears Servant Y shouts.
Johnny jumps and falls off from the chair.
What’s going on here?!
Servant Y grins.
3. FURminator Cat Era
POINT BREEZE – LATE AFTERNOON
He receives a box from a delivery man and shut the door.
Johnny comes up and says
Give me that box! So I can play hide and seek…hmm!!
Of course, it’s yours. You’ll love what’s inside, too.
Servant Y is opening up the box.
Johnny gets curious about what’s inside. He tries to look into it.
Voila! This is our new gear to take care of your beautiful coat!
This piece of metal?! You’re gonna use on my body? Is it…safe?
Of course, it’s safe and it should take care of our critical problem, your majesty.
Johnny is skeptical.
I’ll take care of your coat with the greatest care. Please have a seat here, your majesty.
As soon as Johnny sits at a chair, Servant Y hands him a hair style magazine.
Oh, they look cool. Make me look cool like them, Y!
Certainly, your majesty. You will look much cooler than them.
Is that right?
Johnny already feels better. He can’t wait to see what Y can do on his hair.
Servant Y starts shaping Johnny’s hair with FURminator.
Is it ok to remove my hair that much!? Looks like I’m going to have no hair on me…
Johnny feels somewhat uneasy.
It is totally fine, your majesty. Only the dead hair comes off and you will acquire totally fresh and brand-new look!
Is that right? How do I look really? Well, give me that mirror… Yes… Hmm, Oh! Is it me there!?
Johnny narrows his eyes.
Yes, your majesty. Now you are giving out the radiance with more dignity. You look way too cool!
I knew I looked cool, but this cool?!
Johnny is looking and checking himself in the mirror in all the angles.
How does it feel? Doesn’t it scratch your skin?
What did you say? Oh, no. No. It doesn’t hurt at all. It gives me like a tingling sensation… really good.
Johnny keeps his eyes narrowed and enjoys its sensation.
Servant H enters into a room and opens a window
Oh, don’t open the windows that wide, my wig is so light and it can fly on its own…
Oh, I just wanted to change the air, so we can keep your kingdom with fresh air… Oh, have you done anything to your hair, your majesty?
Have you noticed that?
Johnny looks he is very proud of himself.
Yes, your majesty. Something is different from usual… Your body looks somehow slimmed-down. You look very cool.
Servant H examines all around of Johnny’s body.
Oh, and that avant-garde wig on top of your head! How did you get that?
I am an FURminator cat! I made Y make this wig for me. Looks cool, right? It looks very blended it’s because of my own hair.Y make this wig for me. Looks cool, right? It looks very blended it’s because of my own hair.
FURminator cat?! WOW! It surely adds a sense of humor to your appearance. It’s very rare a king with that kind of quality which cat?! WOW! It surely adds a sense of humor to your appearance. It’s very rare a king with that kind of quality which makes you a unique King! Too cool!
Johnny is very satisfied with H’s comment.
Right? I’ll give you those FURminators, so you can take a good care of me on a daily basis.
Servant Y whispers in H’s ear that he is the one who got the gear
Oh, I am extremely honored to take a good care of you, your majesty!
Servant H winked at Y and says
It reduces dramatically the impact of the rate of King’s dead hair problem.
It’s a total win-win. I put my trust in you. You do your best, H.
I am highly privileged, your majesty. I can make cooler wigs for you.
That’s my H!
Abyssinians have a short coat so that they need grooming just once a week. But if your cat has a long coat, no problem. FURminator covers it. There are varieties of grooming tool suited for short coat, long coat, small ones and large ones.
In the shedding season, you will be amazed how well the FURminator works. It is almost ridiculous to see the result after you shed your kitty, it’ll reduce the labor of the cleaning a house while you keep her happy.
It keeps your cat clean and neat. More than that, that grooming session becomes a part of good communication between you and your cat. It can be like a ritual which your cat loves so much. Let’s make them purr more and have a stronger bond!
Also published on Medium.